OK. So I had a discussion today, and basically the goals of the #Portuguese government and my goals align.
I wanna create more innovation and industry, the lab I'm talking to was created for that purpose.
That HAS to work.
Damn. I really need to learn #Portuguese and get into the politics here...
More #Portuguese content!😋😋
What do you want me to post more of?
I don't think your untameable and glorious #Portuguese hair would play along😅
I don't think your untameable and glorious #Portuguese here would play along tho😌😉
Another #Portuguese burger take!
"The Ewok Queen with extra cheese."🙌
The Linuiça are covered with another layer of cheese.
Because @thatstarwarsgrl says there's no such thing as too much cheese, and it's true😌
Is she single?🤔
But... Girls with guns...🤔
Nah. I rather wanna have a cute #Portuguese police girl.
Afghan teen kills Taliban fighters after they murdered her parents https://trib.al/iFfJjAe
同志 I'm so dark and strong, I'd probably would get laid by Captain Kathryn Janeway herself.
Although I'd prefer B'elanna Torres, who's part Latina and part Klingon, which makes her #Portuguese.
Also I'd totally love to have Gagh on the wedding menu.😂 #DrunkTweet #StarTrek
What coffee drink is you as a person? I'm a caramel macchiato with almond milk 🤤
I've been watching some of your videos.
As the 美国人 say: You're full of shit.
The EU hired me back, because of all those sexy sexy #Portuguese women, but your shit is so offensive to my comrades.
Any time or place: I'll show you what a PLA (ex)solider is made of.
Let me rephrase that: In case there's a chance, that I could use it to impress #Portuguese girls: Is there a way to reconsider my resignation, dear People's Liberation Army? (You know I'm VERY good at aiming🙌)
Just in case you need cover on your islands😉
#USA vs. #China vs. rogue parts of the @CIA, just get it outside. Get a fucking bar fight outside of the bar somewhere. Dunno. Fight it out in the south China sea.
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