RT @LitMoose
Notice "guy in Florida" != Florida man.
Clearly a tourist. We natives know better.

RT @cat_the_cat_cat@twitter.activitypub.actor
How to have feminist sex:

Don’t

RT @christophnebgen@twitter.activitypub.actor
Nichts geht über knallharte Recherche und umfangreiche Allgemeinbildung!

RT @Grolmori@twitter.activitypub.actor
WhatsApp mit Mom:

"Mein PC geht nicht."
"Was geht denn nicht?"
"Der PC."
"Was kam denn genau?"
"Eine Fehlermeldung."
"Was stand dort?"
"Weiß ich nicht. Hab ich weggeklickt."

Sie kennen das!

RT @jordylancaster@twitter.activitypub.actor
gotta admit this is way cooler than the tide pods twitter.com/gizmodo/status/122

RT @NatalieGrams@twitter.activitypub.actor
Und manchmal denkt man dann, ach, lassen wir das mit der Aufklärung.... *heult
twitter.com/SarahLi__/status/1

RT @CyberSeconomics@twitter.activitypub.actor
You can pay using @taler@twitter.com in CHF at the Cyber Economic Forum now!

RT @JGamblin@twitter.activitypub.actor
My friend is in Israel and ordered “A pizza with chicken on it.”

RT @thatstarwarsgrl
You’ve obviously never seen the show or you’d know about her MULTIPLE love interests. Spoiler alert they’re all MEN! twitter.com/FUCKREYLORIGHTS/st

RT @AssBitchCuck619@twitter.activitypub.actor
@Merryb2184@twitter.com @AlorhaBaga@twitter.com @mynerdyhome@twitter.com @Drunk3P0@twitter.com @thattugglife@twitter.com

RT @_Kenziepuff@twitter.activitypub.actor
Boomercons are using anime gifs they don't know or understand. This is why we need gatekeeping.

RT @thatstarwarsgrl
One more time before I finally pass out if you'd like to support me being on the variant cover for @dickandcomix@twitter.com's CASH GRAB donate here! (someone suggested if I get it to have @comickelsey@twitter.com draw me in a slave Leia costume which I think is a great idea) gofundme.com/f/an88ds-help-me-

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